Looks Like I Got To Give My Annual Columbus Day Rant

I really didn’t think I was going to have to do this rant again this year. Once Manzo was fired I figured I’d be all set. He was the only one who would have the audacity to take Columbus day off because he has the work ethic of an ant. But now I got Feitleberg who is fighting tooth and nail for a job complaining about working on Columbus Day.

Are you shitting me Feitleberg? You haven’t’ even received your first official paycheck and you’re already complaining about Columbus Day? What’s next? Flag Day? President’s Day? Secretary’s Day? I mean cut the shit bro. Only two groups of people get Columbus Day off in America and that’s State employees who take every day off and school children. So let me ask you Feitleberg? Are you a school child? Seriously is there a more telling sign of somebody who lives in fake life than a guy who complains about having to work on Columbus Day? Like if I was giving advice to some other business owner I’d tell them to fire any employee who thinks they get Columbus Day off because that means they don’t get adult life yet. Stock Market is open. You should be here. End of story. I’m bleeding money like a motherfucker and Feitleberg wants to take Columbus Day off. What a disgrace. If I had that Amish gang working for me there is no way Feitleberg wouldn’t have his hair cut off tonight to send a message.